The worst part was the outfit. Pink shoes.

Angela: Will someone tell me what's wrong?
Jane: She's pregnant with your first grandchild and she's drunk.

Where I wax is my business.

We'll get our swag unit on it.

Is that why you shot Dr. Eve? She didn't have stretch marks.

Maura: I think we're a match.
Jane: You are not really my type.

I just want a cup of coffee, not a Roman orgy.

Maura: Let's talk about his penis.
Jane: If we must.

I'm done watching coffee porn.

Face whatever it is that's terrifying you.

She is the meanest person I've ever met in my entire life.

Your going to get the worst case of hives, in your life if you lie.

Rizzoli & Isles Quotes

Maura: You still have pain?
Jane: No, I just like saying ow.

Even you would look bad if a bullet had gone through you.

Jane