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Jared: I wouldn't mind his game when I'm 70.
Peter: I wouldn't mind his game now.

The fact that I took our friendship and just crashed it into a pole kills me. It makes me want to do a swan dive into a woodchopper.

OK, do I have a sign that says I banged Peter's mom on my forehead? Let me rephrase that before you punch a hole through my face.

Jared: We were young. Mere chicken tenders.
Peter: But now we're the big cocks of the wok.

You should come with evil theme music.

Peter: This is insane, even for you.
Jared: Only if you think about it.

Tell you what? Why don't you leave some of your money here and we'll let you know whether it's good or not.

Molly: Peter was the smartest kid in our class.
Jared: That must have been some class.

Officer: What's that smell?
Jared: We've got a pet skunk.

Jared: He's not her type.
Peter: Oh yeah because she couldn't be interested in a fitness freak who gives happy endings for a living.

Jared: Stealing a wave.
Peter: That's just unCalifornian.

The blackmail thing is kind of ruining the can-do spirit.

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Franklin & Bash Quotes

Don't try to peel this onion, you'll only find a plum.

Infeld

Jared: We were young. Mere chicken tenders.
Peter: But now we're the big cocks of the wok.

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