Jared Franklin Quotes
Peter: This is insane, even for you.
Jared: Only if you think about it.
Tell you what? Why don't you leave some of your money here and we'll let you know whether it's good or not.
Molly: Peter was the smartest kid in our class.
Jared: That must have been some class.
Officer: What's that smell?
Jared: We've got a pet skunk.
Jared: He's not her type.
Peter: Oh yeah because she couldn't be interested in a fitness freak who gives happy endings for a living.
Jared: Stealing a wave.
Peter: That's just unCalifornian.
The blackmail thing is kind of ruining the can-do spirit.
Damien: If you accepted a job with these two street minstrels you must have gotten your degree at a mall kiosk.
Jared: She did. A little kiosk called Stanford.
Don't look him in the eye he'll suck out your soul like a dementor.
That speech was one third St. Elmo's Fire and two thirds Hunger Games.
Jared: Cheer up Pindy. We found your missing package. Mega Ab Belt, right behind the planter.
Pindar: Oh great. My cell mate can lay his head on my rock hard abs.
Peter: If Rob Lowe wants a fight, he's got one.
Jared: We've got to get facials.