Franklin & Bash

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Franklin and bash

Would you stop? You live in Malibu. You work for a big law firm. You get to help people like Zack.

Peter: I still can't believe we lost.
Jared: Really, I'm always more surprised when we win.

Relax, she's going to smell the fear on you.

Robbie: She's kind of scary.
Jared: But hot, right?

Peter: Either Wendell is the best actuary in the world...
Jared: Or he's a pathological serial killer.

Peter: Dogs can sense evil.
Jared: I think that's earthquakes, Buddy.

Not hitting people's why I became a lawyer.

Rachel and your mom making out is one of the hottest things ever.

He's objecting to love?

Peter: You are so going to marry her.
Jared: I know.

Text haiku was ahead of its time.

Rachel: What kind of monster to you think I am?
Jared: Shape shifter.
Peter: Swamp demon.

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Franklin & Bash Quotes

What is this, your video for the Chive cheesiest lawyer of the year?


See that's a talent, sounding like a total asshole even when you're supposedly saying something sincere.

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