Franklin & Bash
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on TNTPopular Jared Franklin Quotes
Damien: It's a luxury and lifestyle magazine. It's for men so you guys probably haven't heard of it.
Franklin: Really? You want to go there mister manis and pedis on Saturdays.
Bash: You knew she wasn't pretty.
Damien: Depending on the time of night, she's last call pretty.
Franklin: Yeah, in Alaska.
Like I said I didn't tell anybody. Pindar's not anybody.
Franklin: Are you going to be able to pay us?
Danny: I was kind of hoping you had a pro-bono policy. Bro-bono.
Give us a call when you start embezzling pension funds.
Bash: You crossed the line.
Franklin: We're Franklin & Bash we crossed the line ten exits back.
I'm always cocky. It's an irritating asset. It works well for me.
It's complicated porn? Maybe we underestimated you.
I'm afraid to ask what happened to their first lawyer. You've got some blood in your teeth.
To me he's just a guy who wouldn't let me watch Walker Texas Ranger because it made a mockery of the law.
I'm sorry I didn't call right away. I wanted to hang out with some scumbags that weren't lawyers.
Franklin: I went on a vision quest and had sex for 12 straight hours on a mountain top on Joshua Tree once. I would have kept going but we were surrounded by coyotes.
Pindar: Is any of that true?
Franklin: I went to Joshua Tree once.
