Franklin & Bash
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on TNTPopular Jared Franklin Quotes
Bash: We know how men manipulate women. The aw shucks, I'm just shy and quirky. Lets take it slow. The next thing you know it's 2am and your naked in a bouncy house.
Franklin: It's been known to happen.
Franklin: I don't like children.
Bash: They like you.
Franklin: They do but that's just because...
Bash: ...you're the same size.
Franklin: Shut up.
Well girls, our job is no different than yours. We're here to get you off.
Bash: That's ridiculous, your Honor. They have no prior records.
Franklin: And their six inch stilettos make flight risk nearly impossible.
By the time we're done every milfy housewife and cougar's going to be lining up around the block to take lessons from you again.
Franklin: Yeah, we didn't talk the entire summer Peter was at jazz camp.
Bash: Rock camp.
Franklin: With clarinets?
But a lot when on that night Ms. Elliott. I mean your first girl on girl kiss can be confusing. Lots of fuzzy feelings...
Bash: So your bras fell off, your panties fell off. Not impossible your engagement ring...
Franklin: ...somehow slipped off with everything else and ended up in the girls' workout bag?
Let's say we call you Christmas and we call you Thanksgiving and later we will spend some time between the holidays.
Franklin: Aliens landed.
Bash: Took Pindar's genitals back to their spaceship for research.
They think Carmen is hiding money. So do you think the naked cowboy can put his little pick away and come help out?
Franklin: I went on a vision quest and had sex for 12 straight hours on a mountain top on Joshua Tree once. I would have kept going but we were surrounded by coyotes.
Pindar: Is any of that true?
Franklin: I went to Joshua Tree once.
