Jason Stackhouse Quotes
Season 5, Episode 12: "Save Yourself"
Jason: Before things what, spin out of control? That train has already sailed.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Eric: Oh sweetie dont be a fool.
Jason: If I want to be a fool then I will be a fool! That is my God given right as an American!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jason: Something funny fanger?
Eric: Yes blood bag.
Jason: Leach.
Eric: Breather.
Jason: Dead fu-k.
Eric: Meat sack.
Sookie: Stop acting like children.
Nora: You smell like something I once dreamed of.
Sookie: Eric please ask your sister to stop looking at me like that.
• Rating: 4.9 / 5.0
Season 5, Episode 11: "Sunset"
Jason: If there is one thing I learned from my time As QB-1 it's that the best defense is a good offense. So no more pu-sy footin around Russell. It's game time.
Sookie: I love you.
Jason: I love you too Sook.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jason: You gonna be ok?
Sookie: Kind of strange to find out you were sold to a vampire 300 years ago.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 5, Episode 10: "Gone, Gone, Gone"
Jason: Hey imagine if someone could read all these?
Sookie: He wrote a bunch of them too.
• Rating: Unrated
Jason: I love yah Bubba.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 5, Episode 8: "Somebody That I Used to Know"
Sookie: Jason are you ok?
Jason: I'm fine you got me in the head.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 5, Episode 7: "In The Beginning"
Jason: I ain't been to med school or fairy school or nothin', so if you can put it in terms a late man could understand I'd appreciate it.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Season 5, Episode 2: "Authority Always Wins"
Andy: Jesus, Stackhouse. Have you had sex with every woman in this town?
Jason: I don't know, close, I guess.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 54