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It's been a long fuckin week and it's been a weird fuckin week.

Bill Compton is one tough motherf*cker. He's gonna beat this thing. I mean, hell, he was like a bonafide vampire God about 6 months ago.

Sam: You all ready?
Jason: No, but let's do this anyhow.

Well I hate to break it to you Violet, but I'm a modern man. I think and I feel. And I'm still a bad ass motherfucker of a warrior.

Sookie: I hate to be morbid but you think she's got any fingerprints left?
Jason: It's not necessary. Sometimes not being clever makes you a good detective.
Andy: This is a Starbucks card.

Jason: But I can't get you out of my head. You probably hear that a lot don't you.
Eric: For a thousand years, only twice have I felt it in return.

Let's fuck for fuck's sake.

Sook meet Violet, she's European.

You don't have the stockholder syndrome do you?

Every minute that you waste not fast-tracking me onto this having me on this fuck fanger police force is a minute wasted where I'm not out there fucking some fangers up.

Before things what, spin out of control? That train has already sailed.

Eric: Oh sweetie dont be a fool.
Jason: If I want to be a fool then I will be a fool! That is my God given right as an American!

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True Blood Quotes

Eric Northman is nothing if he is not pure fucking sex on a throne.

Ginger

Eric: I've tried trusting, I've tried sharing and it's just not fucking working for me. Now are you with me or not?
Pam: Oh I am so fucking with you.

True Blood Music

  Song Artist
Good-behaviour Good Behaviour Powersolo iTunes
Pistol-whip-me Pistol Whip Me Acumen Nation iTunes
Crazed-country-rebel Crazed Country Rebel Hank Williams III iTunes
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