Jason Stackhouse Quotes (Page 2)
Season 5, Episode 1: "Turn, Turn, Turn"
Jason: Fangs are basically like twin hard-ons.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 12: "And When I Die"
Jason: I had sex with Jessica.
Hoyt: How?
Jason: Missionary, then doggy, then her on top. I mean, it was nothin' too kinky.
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
Jason: You're dangerous.
Jessica: Yes I am.
• Rating: 1.5 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 11: "Soul of Fire"
Jason [to Jess]: Even without your blood in me, you are all I think about.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 10: "Burning Down the House"
Jess: We didn't do anything wrong.
Jason: You sure?
• Rating: 1.5 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 9: "Let's Get Out of Here"
Jason: I might be parrot-phrasing a little.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jason: Hoyt also said he came running out of the house with no pants on, so we need to get him pants.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 6: "I Wish I Was the Moon"
Jason: These Hot Shot f---ers are so dumb they can't even make a werepanther right.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jason: I ain't never gonna forgive myself if I bite your head off.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 3: "If You Love Me, Why Am I Dyin'?"
Jason: You've reached Officer Jason Stackhouse. If this is an emergency, dial 911 and ask for me.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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