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Jason: Something funny fanger?
Eric: Yes blood bag.
Jason: Leach.
Eric: Breather.
Jason: Dead fu-k.
Eric: Meat sack.
Sookie: Stop acting like children.
Nora: You smell like something I once dreamed of.
Sookie: Eric please ask your sister to stop looking at me like that.

Jason: If there is one thing I learned from my time As QB-1 it's that the best defense is a good offense. So no more pu-sy footin around Russell. It's game time.
Sookie: I love you.
Jason: I love you too Sook.

Jason: You gonna be ok?
Sookie: Kind of strange to find out you were sold to a vampire 300 years ago.

Jason: Hey imagine if someone could read all these?
Sookie: He wrote a bunch of them too.

I love yah Bubba.

Sookie: Jason are you ok?
Jason: I'm fine you got me in the head.

I ain't been to med school or fairy school or nothin', so if you can put it in terms a late man could understand I'd appreciate it.

Andy: Jesus, Stackhouse. Have you had sex with every woman in this town?
Jason: I don't know, close, I guess.

Fangs are basically like twin hard-ons.

Jason: I had sex with Jessica.
Hoyt: How?
Jason: Missionary, then doggy, then her on top. I mean, it was nothin' too kinky.

Jason: You're dangerous.
Jessica: Yes I am.

Even without your blood in me, you are all I think about.

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True Blood Quotes

Eric Northman is nothing if he is not pure fucking sex on a throne.

Ginger

Tell you what. Your god and my god can go to a motel and have a circle jerk for all I care. I'll be in Hell having a three way with the devil.

Pam

True Blood Music

  Song Artist
Good-behaviour Good Behaviour Powersolo iTunes
Pistol-whip-me Pistol Whip Me Acumen Nation iTunes
Crazed-country-rebel Crazed Country Rebel Hank Williams III iTunes
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