True Blood
Sundays 9:00 PM on HBOPopular Jason Stackhouse Quotes
Sam: You can't shoot anyone else. These are our friends. This is our town.
Jason: Sometimes you need to destroy something to save it. That's in the Bible... or the Constitution
Andy: ...and women do just throw themselves at you. You don't even have to do anything
Jason: Actually I do. I work out like a motherfucker and I watch a lot of porn to learn stuff
It's like if a tree falls in the woods it's still a tree, ain't it?
I love the smell of nail polish in the morning
I'm starting to believe that the truth is poison.
What am I thinking about right now - like in my brain.
Every time I keep looking at you two I see big ole bullet holes in your heads.
If you and me are gonna be roommates, there's a certain amount of pussy overflow you just have to get used to dealing with.
Jason: There's werewolves? Big Foot, is he real, too?
Sookie: I don't know, I guess it's possible.
Jason: Santa?
Hoyt: The legal blood/alcohol level in the state of Louisiana is...
Jason: Drunk?
Jason: I got a lot on my mind lately.
Lafayette: That must be new.
Grandma [about people charging vampires for sex]: Wonder how much one would charge for something like that?
Jason: A thousand bucks.
Sookie: See, now that just makes me sick.
Grandma: I know. What kind of cheap woman could ever do something like that?
Sookie: No it makes me sick that they're getting a thousand bucks to lay there and do nothing while I bust my ass for ten bucks an hour plus tips
