True Blood
Sundays 9:00 PM on HBOPopular Jason Stackhouse Quotes
Jason: What's his name?
Hoyt: Kitch Maynard.
Jason: That's a fuckin winning name.
I'm already the best cop you got, Sheriff Andy Bellefleur.
I'm Jason Stackhouse, and I wanna know you.
I didn't think I was smart enough to get depressed.
Sook, say something. You brain damaged?
You got no right being in my head. That's... trespassing.
Jason: What is it about you Crystal? Why do you make me feel this way?
Crystal: What way?
Jason: Like I'm home.
Jason: Could you not make me a rapist?
Crystal: I'm sorry!
Everyone in this town ain't what they're supposed to be. So... you turn into a panther. I love you.
Sometimes the right thing to do is the wrong thing. I know I did the right thing.
I ain't never gonna forgive myself if I bite your head off.
These Hot Shot f---ers are so dumb they can't even make a werepanther right.