Jason: What's his name?
Hoyt: Kitch Maynard.
Jason: That's a fuckin winning name.

I'm already the best cop you got, Sheriff Andy Bellefleur.

I'm Jason Stackhouse, and I wanna know you.

I didn't think I was smart enough to get depressed.

Sook, say something. You brain damaged?

You got no right being in my head. That's... trespassing.

Jason: What is it about you Crystal? Why do you make me feel this way?
Crystal: What way?
Jason: Like I'm home.

Jason: Could you not make me a rapist?
Crystal: I'm sorry!

Everyone in this town ain't what they're supposed to be. So... you turn into a panther. I love you.

Sometimes the right thing to do is the wrong thing. I know I did the right thing.

I ain't never gonna forgive myself if I bite your head off.

These Hot Shot f---ers are so dumb they can't even make a werepanther right.

True Blood Quotes

Pam: Thanks for the suggestion but we prefer to do things the old fashioned way.
Elijah: Yeah you and Blockbuster Video.

Eric: You surprise me. That's rare in a breather.
Sookie: You disgust me.
Eric: Perhaps I'll grow on you.
Sookie: I'd prefer cancer

True Blood Music

  Song Artist
Good Behaviour Powersolo iTunes
Pistol Whip Me Acumen Nation iTunes
Crazed Country Rebel Hank Williams III iTunes