Favorite Jenny Humphrey Quotes
Nelly: What would high school be without hierarchy?
Jenny: Bearable? A nice place to spend time?
Blair: Ladies, I thought we were matching our headbands under our caps.
Blair: If you go with them, I'll ruin you.
Jenny: And how are you possibly going to do that?
You've come to my rescue enough times, let me help you for once.
Jenny: I had a plan and I should have stuck to it. I'm going to Cotillion with Graham Collins.
Blair: I'll allow it. Sorry Eric.
Jenny: Actually Blair, since I'm queen of Constance and Graham Collins is my escort, I don't think I need you as my escort anymore.
Blair: Jenny, you're lucky to have me. Don't push it.
Jenny: Your era's over. And so is that headband.
[to Chuck] The only human contact that you don't pay for is the people in this house.
Chuck: Exquisite. Exceeding even my high expectations.
Jenny: I'm only here for the good of the school, Chuck.
Chuck: I'm only here for Blair.
Eleanor: I was thinking something in a jacket, very YSL.
Jenny: Mick and Bianca, 1971, great reference.
Jenny: Okay no. That's not okay.
Eric: Here we go ...
Even you should know that jealousy clashes with L.L. Bean pants!
[to Nate] I didn't want have to be the one to tell you this. But Serena left with Carter.
Really? That's it?
Dad, you could just tell me I look nice, instead of turning this into a sermon on the passage of time.
