Jenny Humphrey Quotes
If we wanted to have sex, we'd just go to a hotel.
Jenny: I wouldn't have had to do it if it weren't for your smear campaign against me.
Eric: Which you totally deserved.
Jenny: Truce?
You know I have first dibs on designer everything.
Jenny: So, what, you hate me, but you've been pretending to be my friend the whole time?
Eric: That's pretty much it, yeah.
Jenny: Apparently you sabotaged me at Cotillion.
Eric: Excuse me?
Jenny: What? You don't have anything to say to me?
Eric: Your sweet potatoes are bland.
He gave six girls from Nightingale gonorrhea of the throat last year.
Chuck: Be careful, Jennifer Humphrey. If you come down the rabbit hole, it's going to take more than Blair Waldorf and your army of minions to drag you back out.
Jenny: So what, you're going to walk me to my room and make sure I don't get in any trouble?
Chuck: Try not to run into any Euro dealers in the kitchen.
Don't look now, but those are the JV mean girls.
Don't worry, Dad. I'm over Upper East Side guys. I'm looking to expand my horizons.
[to Keira] You know you really put yourself on the radar tonight. Better not make that mistake again or you'll pay for real.
Jenny: Thanks again for saving me. You know how these girls are.
Nate: I'm glad it worked out.
Blair: Nate. I didn't see that one coming.
Jenny: Well, I learned from the best.
Blair: Good answer.
Eric: Let it go, Jenny! It's over!
Jenny: That's what Blair thinks.
