Elena: That's what they call it?
Jeremy: That's what Anna calls it. There's not an official brochure or anything.

I don't know why this is happening, or when it's gonna stop. But before it's done, I have to do this. [Kisses Anna]

None of us are gonna make it out of this town alive.

Jeremy: Don't give me some crap speech about how I need to be the man of the house.
Alaric: Okay. I won't.

I need my sister. Not another one of THEM.

Jeremy: I told you I could be a bad ass.
Damon: Bad asses don't say that.

Jeremy: Give me a stake. I'll kill Damon right now.
Damon: Easy, Van Helsing.

She ruined our lives. She's not even my real sister. She's just the reason that everyone I've ever loved has died. She means nothing to me. I will kill her even if that means I die myself.

I don't take orders from you, dick.

I am a hunter. Plus, I work out.

Jeremy: I'm not sure what else to say.
Bonnie: Say that I'm not going anywhere. Say that even though they couldn't see me, I've been there the whole time.

Alaric: You honestly think I'd leave Damon in charge and not look back?
Damon: He's talking about me, isn't he?
Jeremy: He says you're a dick.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

Oooh, you know I don't know. Every time we try and go on a date you get kidnapped, I get sent to a prison world, or your feelings get compelled away...

Damon

Damon: My new girlfriend. Andie Starr. Action News.
Alaric: It's not called Action News.
Damon: I know. I like just saying it.