New Girl
Tuesdays 8:30 PM on FOXPopular Jess Day Quotes
I'm gonna Biden his ass!
Them's joint bank account eyes.
I know I'm gullible because a lot of people tell me that and I have no reason not to believe them.
"Hubba, hubba, mama in trubba."
He looked nice in the picture! The frame cut off the bottom of his beard, so how was I to know it was braided into a beardy-tail? He asked me to the food court near his house; I thought that was down-to-earth, and I like that. He didn't bring any money, so we had to go back to his apartment, and also he wanted to show me some of his old baby clothes.
If you feel things getting sexual say, "shut it down!"
We're just covering our asses, while you're uncovering yours.
Jess: So you want us to come out so that you can go back to hooking up with all the hot teachers?
Coach: Very much so.
Winston: Live from New York, it's Coach's goodbye!
Jess: Show's over.
Winston: We ain't doing this?
Schmidt: I know this might seem crazy and probably a little bit impulsive, but it's not, not for me. I've known since the minute that I've met you.
Cece: Oh god, you're going to say something stupid, aren't you?
Schmidt: Girl, will you marry me?
Cece: Yes. Yes, yes, yes!
Jess: We're getting married!
OK, yes, she's a hot slob. Ever since she got boobs people stopped making her do stuff.
Why does he act like the Pope when he's happy?
