Jesse Porter Quotes
Pleasure doing business with you son's-a-bitches, see ya later.
Sam: So who do you think is having more fun right now, Mike and Fi in paradise waiting for Mojito refills or you and I waiting in a back alley for a Romanian assassin?
Jesse: I dunno, but I would have more fun if Tavian would show up.
So Michael and Fi get to sit back and drink Mojitos and we get to set a trap for an international killer. Sweet!
Sam: Hey, want a beer?
Jesse: Neah, I prefer to be sober when risking my life.
Jesse: I don't mean to second guess you, but how are you going to distract four guys with Mac-10s?
Michael: I'm working on that.
Jesse: I know, I know, I owe you and your mom more than a thank you for this one.
Michael: A new tie would be nice.
Pearce: That is bar none the craziest play I have heard in the field.
Jesse: You don't hang out with him enough [nods at Michael]
Pearce: Why work with the man who ruined your life.
Jesse: Free yogurt, lots of free yogurt.
Jesse: There are still 5 guys with machine guns.
Michael: Better than 40.
Jesse: Or I could go in and you could stay out here because...
Fiona: Because I'm a woman?! If that's what you were about to say I'm going to knock your teeth down your throat.
Jesse: Damn, it's like one of those nature documentaries where one snake eats the other snake... I could never watch those.
Fiona: Really? I love them.
Fiona: Thinking Car?
Michael: It felt right at the time.
Jesse: Felt right at the time? I don't give a damn; I better see my car again.
Sam: I know the feeling buddy.