A steel hull will do that to you.

Jessica; There's no signal. Parker

Jessica: You aren't losing me, Jimmy.
Jimmy: Maybe you're losing me.

Parker: What can I tell you? Men don't share their innermost thoughts the way women do.
Jessica: Excuse me. I was just 'let go' by the world's most oversharing man.
Parker: I stand corrected.

Jessica: I can hold my breath for a very long time.
Parker: Shelley Winters. 'Poseiden Adventure.'
Jessica: I don't know who that is, either.
Parker: Ouch, again.

Parker: So much for Rube Goldberg.
Jessica: I don't know who that is.
Parker: That hurts.

Jimmy: I'm actually in it for the honey. I love that stuff. I put it on everything.
Jessica: Yeah, it's a problem.

Nick: Just promise me you're not going to wear a cowboy hat.
Jessica: I promise nothing.

Nick: What do you say we hightail it into town and rustle up some grub?
Jessica: Ooh. Look at you with the cowboy expressions.

The burden of genius.

Jessica; You want to have an '80s-theme party? You? Nick Torres?
Nick: Not really. But Dr. Grace thought it would be a good idea.
Jessica: She trying to drum up more business? Because I'm definitely going to need some therapy after seeing DIrector Vance in a high-top fade.
Vance: Hey! I look good with a high-top fade.

Jessica: I don't think they're going to be too eager to talk to us.
McGee: Yeah, we're the men in black.
Parker: That's kinda awesome.
McGee: I know, right?

Feng: I'll take the lead in Interrogation.
Jessica: Yeah, right. On my six.

NCIS Quotes

Bishop: Seriously? How'd you get that?
Tony: Well, it's like Gorillas in the Midst. You'll get to understand his grunts.

Torres: When I break out the glass, maybe I can rip out the bars.
Bishop: With what? Your superhuman strength?