Jill: So what was it like to watch your little brother get married?
Hank: It was weird. To me he's still the kid who ate $.85 in nickels on a dare.

Who gets kicked out of Chess camp after one day? No, who gets kicked out of Chess Camp for fighting?

Your new business has no money.

Let's go fishing!

South America's about South America. I'm not running away, I'm running straight into my future.

So you just happened to send your resume to where Divya worked.

Not everyone gets to live their dream, shot even for a short time.

Divya: What are you doing?! Who Does that?!
Jill: I gave you first dibs.

Since he got out of prison he's been all about bible study.

Eddie R.

Hank left you in charge because he trusts you. Now trust yourself.

Jill: Divya knows
Hank: Evan Knows.
Paige: Everyone knows.

Jill: Hey, did Divya ever mention a guy? You know what. Not important.
Hank: A patient, Adam.
Jill: You do know.
Hank: I know it's complicated.
Jill: Yes it is.
Hank: And not really our business.
Jill: No it isn't.
Hank: And we probably shouldn't be discussing it.
Jill: But we are.

Royal Pains Quotes

There's no way he's a super anything.


Divya: I'm not worried about finding something fancy. I am worried about finding something I can fit in to.
Evan: I actually have an old camping tent you can borrow if you like.