Popular Jim Halpert Quotes
Jim: Um, is it me or does it smell like updog in here?
Michael: What's updog?
Jim: Nothing much, what's up with you?
Stanley just drank OJ out of my mug and didn't seem to realize that it wasn't his hot coffee. So the question has to be asked, is there no limit to what he won't notice?
Dwight: Jim, tell him wear he can stick his grapes.
Jim: In the fridge!
Do you shower at night? Or do you shower in the morning? 'Cause I wanna shower when you're showering...save some water.
Everything I have I owe to this job...this stupid, wonderful, boring, amazing job.
I always knew that the branch would shut down someday. I just figured it would be because Michael would sell the building for some magic beans.Jim
About a week ago, Michael gave his 2-week notice. And, surprisingly there is a very big difference between Michael trying and Michael not trying.
It's a bold move to Photoshop yourself into a picture with your girlfriend and her kids on a ski trip with their real father. But then again, Michael's a bold guy. [pause] Is bold the right word?Jim
Jim: I'm just saying you can't be sure that it wasn't you.
Dwight: That's ridiculous. Of course it wasn't me.
Jim: Marijuana is a memory loss drug. So maybe you just don't remember.
Dwight: I would remember.
Jim: How could you, if it just erased your memory?
Dwight: That's not how it works!
Jim: Now, how do you know how it works?
Dwight: Knock it off! OK, now I am interviewing you!
Jim: No, you said that I'd be conducting the interviewing when I walked in here. NOW EXACTLY HOW MUCH POT DID YOU SMOKE?
I wanna clamp Michael's face in a George Foreman grill.Jim
Jim: What's up Kelly?
Kelly: Nothing, except Oh! Last night Ryan and I finally hooked up!
Jim: That's my favorite part of Christmas, the authority.
Pam: And the fear.