Jim Halpert Quotes
Season 8, Episode 14: "Special Project"
Jim (to Dwight): Do you shower at night? Or do you shower in the morning? 'Cause I wanna shower when you're showering...save some water.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 8, Episode 12: "Pool Party"
Jim: I don't mean to brag, but New Year's Eve...I was home by nine.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 8, Episode 7: "Pam's Replacement"
Jim: Stop shoving me.
Dwight: Aww, stop shoving me. Stop grabbing my penis. Grow up.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 8, Episode 6: "Doomsday"
Jim: Oh my boss is singing "Closing Time."
• Rating: Unrated
Season 8, Episode 3: "Lotto"
Jim: This is literally how they built the pyramids.
Dwight: Well they whipped people, which was helpful.
• Rating: Unrated
Jim: I mean I don't even know what I'd do with all that money.
Dwight: I know what you'd do with all that money. "Hey Pam, let's buy expensive bathrobes and hug."
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 8, Episode 2: "The Incentive"
Andy: You think it has anything to do with the incentive program?
Jim: Oh absolutely. People wanna see you tattoo your ass.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 8, Episode 1: "The List"
Jim: He talked her out of her own job and I don't know how someone does that.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 7, Episode 24: "Search Committee"
Dwight: What's your daughter's name again? Pee Pee?
Jim: Pee Pa.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Kelly: Well I manage my department, and I've been doing that for several years now, and God I've learned a lot of life lessons along the way.
Jim: Your department's just you right?
Kelly: Yes Jim, but I am not easy to manage.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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