Jim Halpert Quotes
Season 9, Episode 23: "Finale"
Jim: Everything I have I owe to this job...this stupid, wonderful, boring, amazing job.
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Dwight: If you're ever in the area, you'll always have a place to stay...in my barn.
Jim: There it is.
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Jim: I think it's time for you to bury the hatchet.
Dwight: Waste of a good hatchet.
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Season 9, Episode 22: "A.A.R.M."
Jim (to Pam): Not enough for me? You are everything.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Dwight: You're a good assistant Jim.
Jim: Not as good as you.
Dwight: That's very true. Get the hell out of here.
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Dwight: We're third cousins, which is great for bloodlines and isn't technically incest.
Jim: Right in the sweet spot.
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Jim: By two o'clock Dwight will choose himself to be the assistant to his own assistant, me.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 9, Episode 9: "Dwight Christmas"
Jim: That's my favorite part of Christmas, the authority.
Pam: And the fear.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 9, Episode 1: "New Guys"
Dwight: Is there a belt above black?
Jim: You should ask him. It's a color you would never expect.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 8, Episode 23: "Turf War"
Dwight: Jim, tell him wear he can stick his grapes.
Jim: In the fridge!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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