Joan Holloway Quotes
Season 5, Episode 11: "The Other Woman"
Pete: What would it take to make you a Queen?
Joan: I don't think you could afford it.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 5, Episode 10: "Christmas Waltz"
Joan: But no flowers from you.
Don: You scared the s**t out of me.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 5, Episode 7: "At the Codfish Ball"
Peggy: Someone dumped you?
Joan: Peggy, I'm just like everybody else.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 5, Episode 3: "Mystery Date"
Greg: The army makes me feel like a good man.
Joan: You're not a good man. You never were.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 5, Episode 1: "A Little Kiss"
Joan: I know a girl who had your job who ended up with everything.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 4, Episode 13: "Tomorrowland"
Joan: Well I learned a long time ago to not get all my satisfaction form this job.
Peggy: That's bulls**t!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 11: "Chinese Wall"
Joan (to Roger): I'm not a solution to your problems. I'm another problem.
• Rating: 4.3 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 10: "Hands and Knees"
Joan: Greg dying is not a solution to this.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 4, Episode 8: "The Summer Man"
Joan (to Peggy): No matter how powerful we get around here, they can still just draw a cartoon. So all you've done is prove to them that I'm a meaningless secretary, and you're another humorless bitch.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Joan: I really think this vending machine is a trouble maker.
Lane: I think it's been a great success. Revenue is climbing. I was gonna suggest we get a sandwich machine We'd probably get 40% of the work force keeping busy through lunch.
Joan: Or we'd end up with a bunch of fat secretaries who think the whole afternoon is lunch time because there's always another sandwich around the corner.
• Rating: Unrated
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