Bob: I'm thinking about you Joan. Is this what you want? To be near 40 in a two bedroom apartment with a mother and a little boy? I know I am flawed, but I am offering you more than anyone else ever will.
Joan: No, you're not Bob. Because I want love, and I'd rather die hoping that happens than make some arrangement.

Joan: Congratulations. You certainly picked the right place to celebrate.
Bill: You mean New York City or this very spot?

The leave of absence was a very clear message. We were allowing him to preserve his dignity while seeking other employment.

Ken: How many accounts do I have?
Joan: Well, it's all of them.
Ken: It feels like more.

Pete: What would it take to make you a Queen?
Joan: I don't think you could afford it.

Joan: But no flowers from you.
Don: You scared the shit out of me.

Peggy: Someone dumped you?
Joan: Peggy, I'm just like everybody else.

Greg: The army makes me feel like a good man.
Joan: You're not a good man. You never were.

I know a girl who had your job who ended up with everything.

In a nutshell it all comes down to what I want versus what is expected of me.

Faye

Joan: Well I learned a long time ago to not get all my satisfaction form this job.
Peggy: That's bullshit!

I'm not a solution to your problems. I'm another problem.

Mad Men Quotes

It's been a pleasure working with you all. I wish you the best of luck.

Bert

Nostalgia - it's delicate, but potent. Teddy told me that in Greek, "nostalgia" literally means "the pain from an old wound." It's a twinge in your heart far more powerful than memory alone. This device isn't a spaceship, it's a time machine. It goes backwards, and forwards... it takes us to a place where we ache to go again. It's not called the wheel, it's called the carousel. It let's us travel the way a child travels - around and around, and back home again, to a place where we know are loved.

Don Draper