Joan: You're so arrogant.
Joey: Me? What do you do around here besides walking around like you're trying to get raped?
Joan: Excuse me?
Joey: I'm not some young girl off the bus. I don't need some madame from a Shanghai whorehouse to show me the ropes.

Joan: Cut it out, and don't make me come out here again.
Joey: Sorry, Mom!

Joan: I don't like sitting at my desk and looking into a garbage dump.
Joey: Although I am paid less, I am still not a janitor.

Joan: Not very subtle are they?
Takahashi: No, they are not.

Roger: No one else is saying the right thing about this.
Joan: You're really upset.
Roger: What's that about?
Joan: Because there's nothing funny about this.

That's life. One minute, you're on top of the world. The next, some secretary is running over your foot with a lawn motor.

One day you'll lose someone who's important to you. You'll see. It's very painful.

You want to be taken seriously? Stop dressing like a little girl.

Aren't you darling? You're going to be gangbusters.

I said congratulations, didn't I? Although, sometimes when people get what they want they realize how limited their goals were.

Roger Sterling: Look, I want to tell you something because your very dear to me and I hope you understand it comes from the bottom of my damaged, damaged heart. You are the finest piece of ass I ever had and I don't care who knows it. I am so glad I got to roam those hillsides.
Joan: Stop it.

Peggy, this is isn't China. There's no money in virginity.

Mad Men Quotes

Peggy: You always say, if you don't like what they're saying about you, change the conversation.
Don: To what? What they're saying about us is true!

It's been a pleasure working with you all. I wish you the best of luck.

Bert