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Mad-men

Greg dying is not a solution to this.

No matter how powerful we get around here, they can still just draw a cartoon. So all you've done is prove to them that I'm a meaningless secretary, and you're another humorless bitch.

Joan: I really think this vending machine is a trouble maker.
Lane: I think it's been a great success. Revenue is climbing. I was gonna suggest we get a sandwich machine We'd probably get 40% of the work force keeping busy through lunch.
Joan: Or we'd end up with a bunch of fat secretaries who think the whole afternoon is lunch time because there's always another sandwich around the corner.

Joan: You're so arrogant.
Joey: Me? What do you do around here besides walking around like you're trying to get raped?
Joan: Excuse me?
Joey: I'm not some young girl off the bus. I don't need some madame from a Shanghai whorehouse to show me the ropes.

Joan: Cut it out, and don't make me come out here again.
Joey: Sorry, Mom!

Joan: I don't like sitting at my desk and looking into a garbage dump.
Joey: Although I am paid less, I am still not a janitor.

Joan: Not very subtle are they?
Takahashi: No, they are not.

Roger: No one else is saying the right thing about this.
Joan: You're really upset.
Roger: What's that about?
Joan: Because there's nothing funny about this.

That's life. One minute, you're on top of the world. The next, some secretary is running over your foot with a lawn motor.

One day you'll lose someone who's important to you. You'll see. It's very painful.

You want to be taken seriously? Stop dressing like a little girl.

Aren't you darling? You're going to be gangbusters.

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Mad Men Quotes

It's been a pleasure working with you all. I wish you the best of luck.

Bert

He doesn't talk for long stretches, and then he's incredibly eloquent.

Ted (about Don)
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