Joan Holloway Quotes
I know a girl who had your job who ended up with everything.
In a nutshell it all comes down to what I want versus what is expected of me.Faye
Joan: Well I learned a long time ago to not get all my satisfaction form this job.
Peggy: That's bullshit!
I'm not a solution to your problems. I'm another problem.
Greg dying is not a solution to this.
No matter how powerful we get around here, they can still just draw a cartoon. So all you've done is prove to them that I'm a meaningless secretary, and you're another humorless bitch.
Joan: I really think this vending machine is a trouble maker.
Lane: I think it's been a great success. Revenue is climbing. I was gonna suggest we get a sandwich machine We'd probably get 40% of the work force keeping busy through lunch.
Joan: Or we'd end up with a bunch of fat secretaries who think the whole afternoon is lunch time because there's always another sandwich around the corner.
Joan: You're so arrogant.
Joey: Me? What do you do around here besides walking around like you're trying to get raped?
Joan: Excuse me?
Joey: I'm not some young girl off the bus. I don't need some madame from a Shanghai whorehouse to show me the ropes.
Joan: Cut it out, and don't make me come out here again.
Joey: Sorry, Mom!
Joan: I don't like sitting at my desk and looking into a garbage dump.
Joey: Although I am paid less, I am still not a janitor.
Joan: Not very subtle are they?
Takahashi: No, they are not.
Roger: No one else is saying the right thing about this.
Joan: You're really upset.
Roger: What's that about?
Joan: Because there's nothing funny about this.