Joan Holloway Quotes (Page 2)
Season 4, Episode 8: "The Summer Man"
Joan: You're so arrogant.
Joey: Me? What do you do around here besides walking around like you're trying to get raped?
Joan: Excuse me?
Joey: I'm not some young girl off the bus. I don't need some madame from a Shanghai whorehouse to show me the ropes.
• Rating: 2.0 / 5.0
Joan: Cut it out, and don't make me come out here again.
Joey: Sorry, Mom!
• Rating: Unrated
Season 4, Episode 7: "The Suitcase"
Joan: I don't like sitting at my desk and looking into a garbage dump.
Joey: Although I am paid less, I am still not a janitor.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 4, Episode 5: "The Chrysanthemum and the Sword"
Joan: Not very subtle are they?
Takahashi: No, they are not.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 2: "Christmas Comes But Once a Year"
Faye: In a nutshell it all comes down to what I want versus what is expected of me.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 12: "The Grown Ups"
Roger: No one else is saying the right thing about this.
Joan: You're really upset.
Roger: What's that about?
Joan: Because there's nothing funny about this.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 3, Episode 6: "Guy Walks Into an Advertising Agency"
Joan: That's life. One minute, you're on top of the world. The next, some secretary is running over your foot with a lawn motor.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 9: "Six Month Leave"
Joan Holloway: One day you'll lose someone who's important to you. You'll see. It's very painful.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 6: "Maidenform"
Joan: You want to be taken seriously? Stop dressing like a little girl.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 5: "The New Girl"
Joan Holloway: Aren't you darling? You're going to be gangbusters.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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