Joe: I like it, it's cute.
Victory: Cute? What is cute? This is an evening gown, not a onesie!

Joe: Should she be handling scissors?
Roy: Do you want to take them away from her?

Victory: If the sketches were stolen, we need to speak to the men who did the move.
Joe: Somehow I doubt men with names like Bubba and Bones would know where to sell a cocktail dress design.

Joe: ... my former dentist
Victory: Well aren't you gonna say hello?
Joe: Why should I? He gave me a sinus infection.

I know you thought we could fit a crowd in here. I hope it's alright that it's just us.

Victory: As long as your my boss there's no point in discussing a romantic relationship.
Joe: That leaves is in a bit of a pickle doesn't it? And pickles and truffles. Not sexy.

Victory: You can't go on this trip, it's too dangerous
Joe: Life before caller id, that was dangerous, this is a challenge

I lived a whole life before you victory, if you want to hear more, share it with me

...and the lighting, did we have to pull someone off tour? Steven Tyler is not going to look good under 60 watt bulbs

Joe: what do you think?
Ellen: i think if i made a quick dash for the door i think i could retire comfortably in the Bahamas

Ellen: have you returned any of her calls?
Joe: Have you returned the ring? What are you waiting for?
Ellen: For her to come to her senses

Do you know how many times I bought a business that I wasn't absolutely sure was going to make a profit? Once. I wasn't looking to buy a clothing company... I didn't want to buy a clothing company. I wanted... It doesn't matter what I wanted... I have gambled enough on Victory Ford

Lipstick Jungle Quotes

I can't think less of you. You've smelled like mop & glow for the last week.

Victory [to Roy]

Wendy: Sounds like someone is driving without breaks.
Victory [whispers]: Gun it.