Parenthood

Joel Graham Quotes

Joel: We should finalize it.
Julia: What?
Joel: I think we should finalize it. You know, talk to the lawyers, file the paperwork, dot the Is, cross the Ts. If there's anything that's going to tell our boy that he's a part of our family, that's it. I just think we need to, you know, take the leap.
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Joel: Okay, ya know what? That's my wife. Don't talk to her that way.
Victor: Whatever. She didn't even get arrested.
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Julia: He's going to have bad teeth, but he tried.
Joel: Well, maybe the sugar buzz helps him study.
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Joel: I have never asked that of you because you know why? Because I respect you. I thought that you could work and still be a parent, and I wish you could just pay me that same courtesy.
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Joel: You either pick a sport or play the violin.
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Joel: Hey, our son is coming.
Julia: Our son is coming.
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Joel: Why do we still have a home phone. The only people who still have it is telemarketers.
Julia: And my parents.
Joel: Exactly.
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Camille: Zeek, the walkies...
Zeek: One per car. Please don't lose these.
Joel: It'd be hard to.
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Joel: Troy, my wife's job is actually to uphold the law. Do you understand? It's to make sure people aren't treated unfairly. So when you come into our house and you try to coerce us into an illegal payment...
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Joel: Beach, movies, death metal.
Julia: Yanks. No favorite books.
Joel: Oh, well, we'll have an illiterate headbanger. That's okay.
Julia: But a pretty one!
Joel: Yeah, hello!
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