Joel Graham Quotes
Season 3, Episode 17: "Remember Me, I'm the One Who Loves You"
Joel: Hey, our son is coming.
Julia: Our son is coming.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 3, Episode 13: "Just Smile"
Joel: Why do we still have a home phone. The only people who still have it is telemarketers.
Julia: And my parents.
Joel: Exactly.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 3, Episode 12: "Road Trip"
Camille: Zeek, the walkies...
Zeek: One per car. Please don't lose these.
Joel: It'd be hard to.
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 10: "Mr. Honesty"
Joel: Troy, my wife's job is actually to uphold the law. Do you understand? It's to make sure people aren't treated unfairly. So when you come into our house and you try to coerce us into an illegal payment...
• Rating: Unrated
Joel: Beach, movies, death metal.
Julia: Yanks. No favorite books.
Joel: Oh, well, we'll have an illiterate headbanger. That's okay.
Julia: But a pretty one!
Joel: Yeah, hello!
• Rating: Unrated
Joel: Mmmmm. My wife picturing our birth father stripping. That's a little weird for me.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 3, Episode 9: "Sore Loser"
Joel: You killed her!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Joel: You know what? We're going to get another baby and we'll start over. This one's a bust.
Julia: Babe, that's not funny!
Joel: It's pretty funny.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 5: "Nora"
Joel: Let me get this stright. Crosby was there but Run DMC was not.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 2: "Hey, If You're Not Using That Baby..."
Joel: You just can't go rogue on me and hammer out a deal at the coffee cart. That's crazy, Julia. You know that's crazy, right?
• Rating: Unrated
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