Parenthood

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Parenthood
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Julia: He's going to have bad teeth, but he tried.
Joel: Well, maybe the sugar buzz helps him study.

I have never asked that of you because you know why? Because I respect you. I thought that you could work and still be a parent, and I wish you could just pay me that same courtesy.

You either pick a sport or play the violin.

Joel: Hey, our son is coming.
Julia: Our son is coming.

Joel: Why do we still have a home phone. The only people who still have it is telemarketers.
Julia: And my parents.
Joel: Exactly.

Camille: Zeek, the walkies...
Zeek: One per car. Please don't lose these.
Joel: It'd be hard to.

Troy, my wife's job is actually to uphold the law. Do you understand? It's to make sure people aren't treated unfairly. So when you come into our house and you try to coerce us into an illegal payment...

Joel: Beach, movies, death metal.
Julia: Yanks. No favorite books.
Joel: Oh, well, we'll have an illiterate headbanger. That's okay.
Julia: But a pretty one!
Joel: Yeah, hello!

Mmmmm. My wife picturing our birth father stripping. That's a little weird for me.

You killed her!

Joel: You know what? We're going to get another baby and we'll start over. This one's a bust.
Julia: Babe, that's not funny!
Joel: It's pretty funny.

Let me get this stright. Crosby was there but Run DMC was not.

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Parenthood Quotes

Singer 1: Does your cat like his food?
Singer 2: Or does he push it away with his little paw and act really rude?
Singers: Meow, meow, meow, that's a sound of a hungry cat...

Does the not father want to cut the cord?

Nurse Natalie

Parenthood Music

  Song Artist
On my way back home On My Way Back Home Band of Horses iTunes
Song Smile Evil Twins
Well runs dry Well Runs Dry Peter Case iTunes