Popular Joel Graham Quotes
You just can't go rogue on me and hammer out a deal at the coffee cart. That's crazy, Julia. You know that's crazy, right?
Let me get this stright. Crosby was there but Run DMC was not.
Joel: You know what? We're going to get another baby and we'll start over. This one's a bust.
Julia: Babe, that's not funny!
Joel: It's pretty funny.
You killed her!
Mmmmm. My wife picturing our birth father stripping. That's a little weird for me.
Joel: Beach, movies, death metal.
Julia: Yanks. No favorite books.
Joel: Oh, well, we'll have an illiterate headbanger. That's okay.
Julia: But a pretty one!
Joel: Yeah, hello!
Troy, my wife's job is actually to uphold the law. Do you understand? It's to make sure people aren't treated unfairly. So when you come into our house and you try to coerce us into an illegal payment...
Camille: Zeek, the walkies...
Zeek: One per car. Please don't lose these.
Joel: It'd be hard to.
Joel: Why do we still have a home phone. The only people who still have it is telemarketers.
Julia: And my parents.
Joel: Exactly.
Joel: Hey, our son is coming.
Julia: Our son is coming.
You either pick a sport or play the violin.
Oh jeez I'm sorry, I forgot the cardinal rule, only a Braverman can criticize another Braverman.
