Favorite Joey Tribbiani Quotes
Monica: (Looking out the window) Oh, God help us.
Joey: What?
Monica: Ugly Naked Guy's laying kitchen tile. Eww!
Joey: (Pretending their dates are siblings) Come on, they're close.
Monica: Close? She's got her tongue in his ear.
Monica: So what does this Bob guy look like? is he tall, short...?
Joey: Yep.
Voice on Tape: You are a strong, confident woman who does not need to smoke... (Tape cuts off)
Joey: (On tape) Joey is your best friend... You want to make him a cheese sandwich every day... You also want to buy him hundreds of dollars of pants...
Kate: Hi.
Joey: Oh, so you're playing Adrienne, huh?
Kate: Yes. Are you one of the retarded cousins?
Joey: Oh, no. Ah, I'm playing your husband, Victor. I'm Joey Tribbiani.
Kate: Hi, nice to meet you. Kate Miller.
Joey: So the, ah, play's pretty great, huh?
Kate: Oh, yeah. I love Jennifer Van Murray's work. She's so brilliantly incisive when it comes to deconstructing the psyche of the American middle class.
Joey: Oh, forget about it. She rocks!
Kate: That infomercial! For the milk carton spout thing! You're the guy who doesn't know how to pour milk!
Joey: I actually can pour milk. But I got you believing that I couldn't. See, that's acting.
Kate: Right at the end, you choked on a cookie.
Joey: Yeah, that was real.
Chandler: Wait a minute. You're telling me this actress person is the only woman you ever wanted who didn't want you back?
Joey: Yeah. Oh, my God. Is this what it's like to be you?
Phoebe: A house for dolls. That is so cool! When I was a kid I had a barrel.
Joey: Uh, Pheebs, you had a barrel for a doll house?
Phoebe: No, just a barrel.
Joey: Uh, you guys this is, this is Kate's understudy, Lauren.
Rachel: Oh, hi!
Lauren: Hey.
Rachel: Hey. Gosh, you look so familiar.
Lauren: Oh, yeah! I, I ran into you in the hallway in your building. It was right after I slept with Joey. He dumped me the next day.
Joey: You look good.
Angela: That's because I'm wearing a dress that accents my boobs.
Joey: You don't say.
Joey: Man, oh, man. It was like a ticker-tape parade.
Chandler: I know. As it happens, my room is extremely close to the parade route.
Joey: Move on. Go to China. Eat Chinese food.
Chandler: Of course there, they just call it food.
