Favorite Johnny "Drama" Chase Quotes
Sorry, he Jason Bourned me
Drama [to Vince about Matt Damon]
Drama [while sniffing wine]: I get toffee, mocha and a hint of terra firma.
Eric: Terra firma is dirt, Drama.
Drama: Yeah, well, wine comes from dirt, E
Drama [from Vagina Monologues]: If your vagina could talk, what would it say in two words?
Turtle: Eat me
Ping pong rally is on! It's gonna be a long day for Uncle Jesse.
That's not my hat, is it bro?
Drama: I had an Italian sports car in '94. They're a delight.
Turtle: You had a Fiat, Drama
Drama: Can I ask you a question?
Guy With Big Calves: Yeah, what?
Drama: Are those real, or are they implants?
Guy With Big Calves: What?
Drama: Your calves, bro.
Guy With Big Calves: What? Are you joking?
Drama: Okay, keep it to yourself. But if you tell me they're real, I ain't buyin it.
I've always been, Billy. Only now, I'm drunk too.
Billy; You seem angry, Drama. Drama
Gus: Shrimp puff?
Drama: What the fuck you say?
Gus: Shrimp puff?
Drama: Oh. No, I'm good
These aren't raisin bran raisins...these are Sun-Maid raisins. Don't fuck with my pallet!
Turtle: Where's Arnold?
Drama: He's right there, I've been watching him.
Turtle: That's a rock! Are you kidding me?
Johnny Drama: I can naturally secrete almost any substance from of my body in 36 hours or less.
Turtle: Ugh. Says who?
Johnny Drama: I did it in high school.
Turtle: For what?
Johnny Drama: I juiced for wrestling.
Scott: You were on the wrestling team?
Johnny Drama: I didn't make it, but I loaded up for tryouts.
