Favorite Josh Quotes
I'll tell you what he's telling us. That he cannibalized his parents and that he killed and ate a United States postal worker.
Josh: This is my fault. I'm in this. I brought you all back and now I have to deal with the consequences. And the pain. Stevie's in too much pain, Sally.
Sally: This isn't right. This is not who you are.
Josh: It's exactly who I am now.
Yeah, I don't even really know how to respond to that. I mean, I can see that you're speaking English and I know your lips are moving, but I...
Emma: I can walk you know.
Josh: No, we tried that and you fell, remember?
I'm so happy that you're sleeping with my ex and not eating her.
Emma: Am I gonna see balls?
Josh: I'm so glad you're here. My beautiful baby sister. I need someone who's required to love me.
Aidan: No. I can't. Vampires don't drink werewolves.
Josh: Why?
Aidan: I don't know, because of the smell? I always just took the smell as a warning. Either way it's something we just don't ever do. Ever.
Josh: If this is one of those vampire Jim Crow laws, you need to get over it. You need blood and I have blood and Zoe is not an option.
I feel like I'm watching stories with my memaw!
All I've ever done, all I've ever wanted to do is protect you.
Did she just lock us in?
What's the non-corporeal equivalent of a glass of water in the face?
I thought we were all far too tortured to have fun.
