I can't do this. I can never cut through the breastplate with this.

Josh: How is a witch entrusted with feeding the needy? I'm just wondering.
Nora: Why would you insult her?
Josh: I'm nervous. And this is weird. Please just give me that, okay?

Josh: Yeah, I kinda get it now. He's super compelling.
Sally: I kinda want to make out with him.

Josh: Did she just say that Stevie Nicks was here?
Nora: No, obviously not.
Josh: Well, obviously, that's what she said. That's exactly what she said. She said that Stevie Nicks was here.
Nora: Why would she say that? Oh my God. The life raft! What if they just woke up in their coffins?

Aidan: So. Reanimated corpse?
Josh: Yeah. But, let's be honest. You are also kind of a reanimated corpse. Technically speaking.

Sally, this is what Donna was warning us about. This is why you can't see anybody from your past. They die.

Josh: You need to snap out of it.
Sally: I'm hungry.
Josh: They're empty calories, Sally.
Sally: Everything I eat is empty calories. Nothing sticks. I had two whole chickens last night. And a tub of ice cream. I have it handled. I'm just stressing. Every time I leave the house I think I'm going to think I'm going to kill somebody.

So you want me to screen my patients and hand them over to you so you and Henry can suck them dry.

Nora: I think she should stay with us, at least through her first turn.
Josh: Did you hear her social worker? She, she's gonna cut us in our sleep, with a shank or a, a shiv...
Nora: I think either is acceptable.

I never turned my back on Aidan. I never gave up.

Erin: Twilight's was cool with it.
Josh: Yeah, Aidan's okay with it because when he was a teenager beer was safer than water. This is not the Mayflower. You are not a pilgrim. Upstairs. Now!

I'm sorry, it's the wolf. If I may talk about it in the 3rd person.

Being Human Quotes

Every human spends a night or two on the dark side and regrets it. But what if you only exist - on the dark side?

Josh

We're all hiding something, aren't we? From the moment we wake, look in that little mirror, all we do is spin our little lies.

Josh