I'm just a girl, looking for a partner in crime.

I think you're witchy girlfriend is afraid you've run away with your ghostly lover.

So call it pride or vanity, but after the life that I’ve lead, I refuse to drift off into the sunset.

Apparently, the universe just doesn't want me to heal from vampire blood. Stupid, universe.

How's my dress? It screams safe and predictable. Am I right? Or am I right?

Damon's spirals require a little more than an overnight bag.

Katherine: I don't deserve to be loved.
Stefan: You deserve to feel peace.

I'm the only non bitter person at this bitter ball.

That's why I need you not to get mad at me. Because when you get mad, you get anxious and violent and you rip people's head's off. But I'm gonna help you fix that.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

Oooh, you know I don't know. Every time we try and go on a date you get kidnapped, I get sent to a prison world, or your feelings get compelled away...

Damon

Damon: My new girlfriend. Andie Starr. Action News.
Alaric: It's not called Action News.
Damon: I know. I like just saying it.