Kevin Walker Quotes
Season 4, Episode 14: "The Pasadena Primary"
Kevin: It was me. The "no" vote was me.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 4, Episode 9: "Pregnant Pause"
Kevin: I'm not at work. I'm waiting for my husband to finish masturbating.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 4, Episode 8: "The Wine Festival"
Nora: You know, some people think women are like wine. They get better when they age.
Kevin: Not the fertility clinics. They tell you not to even consider anyone over twenty-five.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 4, Episode 6: "Zen & the Art of Mole Making"
Kevin: Remember that summer I spent in Oaxaca? I came back looking like I'd eaten an entire Backstreet Boy.
Scotty: I hope it wasn't Nick Carter. He's my favorite.
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Kevin: Remember that summer I spent in Wahaca? I came back looking like I'd eaten an entire Backstreet Boy.
Scotty: I hope it wasn't Nick Carter, he's my favorite.
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 2: "Breaking The News"
Kevin [about Scotty and Evan]: They are so cute together. He's like the baby whisperer.
• Rating: Unrated
Kevin: All I'm saying is you're great with kids.
Scotty: Well that's because I live with one.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 4, Episode 1: "The Road Ahead"
Scotty: Promise me you won't say anything to your family about the whole surrogacy thing?
Kevin: Absolutely. Look, I'm terrified once mom finds out, she'll want to choose the surrogate for us.
Scotty: Yeah, I'm terrified once your mom finds out, she's gonna want to be the surrogate for us.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 3, Episode 24: "Mexico"
Scotty: So you're not going to go?
Kevin: No. It's our anniversary.
Scotty: That's not an excuse. Kevin, Kevin, you don't celebrate something that's working when you're being asked to help with something that's not.
• Rating: Unrated
Karin: Silence is as deep as eternity. Speech is as shallow as time.
Kevin: And this place is as nutty as a fruitcake.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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