Brothers & Sisters

Kevin Walker Quotes (Page 2)

Nora: Maybe I learned something over the last few days.
Kevin: Really? The only thing that I learned is that vegan food gives me the trots.

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Chad: Hello! I keep thinking about you.
Kevin: That's fine. I think about me all the time.
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Scotty: We are such prudes.
Kevin: You're not kidding. One possible three-way and we practically have a nervous breakdown.
Scotty: I guess we're more comfortable nesting. We may as well be lesbians.
Kevin: Even lesbians have three-ways.
Scotty: Yeah, but their heart's never in it.
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Kevin: Just say, 'Mom, Tommy didn't come back from Mexico'.
Justin: Why me?
Kevin: Because I always have to break the bad news. I'm like the family grim reaper.
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Kevin: Are we ever going to have sex again?
Scotty: I don't know. I'm busy. My work, your family. Maybe we need to schedule it.
Kevin: What, like sex at 4 o'clock. That's really romantic.
Scotty: Appointment sex. That's what married couples have to do.
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Tommy: What is this? Some sort of stupid ploy to get me to take a plea?
Kevin: What? Incarcerate you in a hotel room so you know what it feels like?
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Nora: Please, please, please. Just be nice tonight. Just be yourselves.
Kevin: Be nice or be ourselves. Which is it?
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Sarah: How do I look?
Kevin: What?
Sarah: Is this too fancy? With the bow?
Kevin: I don't care.
Sarah: You think I would know what to wear to one of these meet your new half-sibling shindigs by now.
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Sarah: (about Tommy) Would you just try talking to him, because he won't tell me anything.
Kevin: Say what?
Sarah: Say that we think he's trying to get rid of Holly and he can't break the law to do it.
Kevin: Sarah. Robert is having by-pass surgery. I don't have a place in my brain for this right now.
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Kevin: Ever since I got here, I've been coddled like some half-wit or straight-out insulted ... I'm a crack shot, but clearly that's not enough to impress you. It's not enough that I wear button-downs ... and eat red meat ... and smoke the occasional cigar. You can't see past your own bias to see I ... Kicked ... Your ... Ass!
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