The Mentalist

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The mentalist
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Vega, you fall right now you're going to hit the floor.

A mother like yours isn't going to let you chew bubble gum.

Apology is easy. Trust is earned.

Joseph: Do you think I'm stupid?
Kimball Cho: Maybe, I don't know you yet.

Follow my lead. If you're not sure you should ask a question, don't. Try not to lie to anyone.

I can't work with someone I can't trust.

We just caught you in a warehouse full of stolen vehicles. You're the one who should be trying to make a deal with me. If you're too stupid to see that, I don't know what value you have for the FBI.

Michelle Vega: Wiley told me he was a psychic
Kimball Cho: There's no such thing. Jane's just good at reading people, among other things.

Abbott: He stood in my office, looked me in the eye and lied to me and I bought it.
Cho: Don't feel bad. Jane could sell cats to mice.

I wouldn't be where I am today if it weren't for you. Whatever decision you make, it's been an honor.

Fischer: You ever wonder what Jane thinks about it?
Cho: Never.
Fischer: Really, why not?
Cho: My brain would explode.

We had nothing to do with this but we would have if they'd asked.

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The Mentalist Quotes

As they say, you can take the girl out of Chicago but you can't take the Chicago out of the girl.


Teresa Lisbon: Why don't you go back to my place, jump into bed? I'll come and tuck you in when I'm done.
Patrick Jane: I'd rather be here with you.