The Mentalist

The Mentalist Quotes

Episode 14: "At First Blush"

Jane: I expect a friends and family discount on your usual fee.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jane: What I want is a little smile.
Lisbon: Well, you can't have everything.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jane: To whom much is given, much is expected.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jane: What, justice isn't our problem?
 • Rating: Unrated

Jane: There's my gut too but I wouldn't think you'd take that very seriously.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Episode 13: "Red is the New Black"

Lisbon: You're losing your touch. You didn't know it was her.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Lisbon: You've got a bad news expression on your face.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Jane: Why do you keep a conniving back stabber around? You really think you can trust him?
 • Rating: 1.0 / 5.0

Wainwright: Who can fathom the mind of a desperate man?
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Cho: Fashion, really?
Rigsby: Beautiful women in nice clothes. What's not to like.
 • Rating: 1.0 / 5.0

Episode 12: "My Bloody Valentine"

Grace: I got it worse. I'm lost in the woods with a grumpy hooker.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Craig: You can't open your eyes a little bit, Grace. You've got to open them all the way if you want to see the truth of things.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Craig: We all have to make hard choices, Grace. It doesn't make me evil.
Grace: It kind of does.
 • Rating: Unrated

Mr. Porchetto: This is who they send to find my boy's killer. A girl and a guy in a vest.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Cho: They brought in hookers for entertainment.
Jane: Good, wholesome fun.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jane: It's beautiful out here although they could use a little more signage.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Episode 11: "Always Bet on Red"

Jane: Hunting monsters changes you.
 • Rating: Unrated

Van Pelt: Don't be naive. Men lie... and kill.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Lisbon: What can you get for $127.68?
Cho: You could go crazy at Olive Garden.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Lisbon: You manipulated a serial killer. There's going to be consequences.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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