The Mentalist

The Mentalist Quotes

Season 5 Episode 22: "Red John's Rules"

Shawn Barlow: Lying in bed, thinking of Patrick. You're a little in love with him, heh. But he's so secretive and controlling.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Lisbon: What if Red John really does have powers?
Jane: Please, and what if dolphins were actually aliens from another galaxy? That would be kind of cool.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jane: Relax sister, we're not chumps. She's a cop and I'm in on the gag.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jane: She was just a memory that made me smile...and Red John killed her.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Cho: You're alive. Be quiet.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Jane: No offense but you have no dishonesty in you.
 • Rating: 3.5 / 5.0

Jane: If I tell you why I won't tell you you'll get mad at me.
Lisbon: I'm already mad at you.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Jane: This is Red John.
Lisbon: How can you tell?
Jane: Because when it's him I can feel it.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 5 Episode 21: "Red and Itchy"

Lisbon: For once in your life Lisbon don't be the voice of reason be the voice of wrath.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jane: You're like a Sharpei puppy who's rolled onto his back. You have to rub it's belly.
LaRoche: You're mocking me.
Jane: No, I'd be happy to rub your belly.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Rigsby: Tupperware's never handy. It's always in the wrong drawer.
Van Pelt: And when you do find it the lid's always missing.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Rigsby: Why hide something in Tupperware?
Lisbon: I don't know. Keep it fresh.
Van Pelt: Nothing stays fresh for nine years.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jane: I never thought of you as a puppet.
LaRoche: You ever thought of me as a friend.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jane: I see you bought a new safe, I guess it's not safe enough.
 • Rating: Unrated

Lisbon: Well, if you're going to get in a gun fight it's best to get in one with an arthritic shooter.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 5 Episode 20: "Red Velvet Cupcakes"

Jane: You want to talk to me about the whole foot fetish thing but the Catholic school girl in you tells you that it's not necessarily appropriate.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Kip: It's my fault. I know.
Cho: Probably. You cheated on her.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jane: Jungle theme. It's classy.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jane: BOLO schmolo. We need to reach a wider audience.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jane: What she means is that ours is more of a platonic love.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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