Nico: What, you're not ready to help me raise my dead husband's baby? What's the matter with you?
Kirby: Well when you put it that way

Kirby: So how you doing?
Nico: I'm okay, yeah, I'm good. you?
Kirby: Keeping busy, working, going out, trying to get over you

i have to admit this is the nicest thing I've ever tried on.. Ralph Lauren really knows what he's doing

Yeah but what subway line comes out here?

Come on, it's been a couple days. That's gotta be a record for us. And not one I'm proud of...

Nico: Kirby, that's not going to happen again. I'm married.
Kirby: I forgot my notes.

Nico: I thought you got a haircut at 2
Kirby: I did. It's 3:30. Did it already grow back?

Nico: I'm sorry I'm not living up to your high moral standards these days.
Wendy: No, don't do that. I'm not the one who flew my boy toy half way around the world for a booty call

[upon hearing Nico and Tina went to the same Annie Lennox concert]
Kirby: That's wild, you two could have been standing next to each waving your cell phones
Tina: tell him we used to use lighters back then, right after we invented fire

I am so sorry, look, now you have to let me buy you that free drink

Kirby: Teenagers are a handful, huh?
Wendy: I'm sure you can relate

Nico, I'm not going to miss out on actual work so I can stay here and be a manny

Lipstick Jungle Quotes

I can't think less of you. You've smelled like mop & glow for the last week.

Victory [to Roy]

Wendy: Sounds like someone is driving without breaks.
Victory [whispers]: Gun it.