Well, if it isn't Little Orphan Lockwood. Come to show how laughably impotent you are against me?

Klaus: How did you break it?
Tyler: By breaking every bone in my body a hundred times for the girl I love.

Klaus: My sister has gone missing.
Damon: Cute. Blonde bombshell. Psycho. Shouldn't be too hard to find.

Caroline: Are you going to kill me?
Klaus: On your birthday? Do you really think that low of me?
Caroline: Yes.

Klaus: Join us for a drink.
Caroline: I'd rather die of thirst, but thanks!

Klaus: Good evening.
Caroline: I need a drink.

Klaus: Your brother's lack of communication is infuriating.
Damon: It's one of his trademarks. Like his brooding and his hair.

Mayor Lockwood: Klaus, please, don't hurt him. He's my son. He's all I have.
Klaus: And you're all he has. There's a beautiful symmetry to that, don't you think?

Klaus: I think you need a lesson in how to dagger a sibling.
Rebekah: Burn in Hell.

Caroline: I'm too smart to be seduced by you.
Klaus: That's why I like you.

You know once you choose a Salvatore, you'll destroy their bond.

Klaus [to Elena]

If and might. Your words inspire such confidence.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

Oooh, you know I don't know. Every time we try and go on a date you get kidnapped, I get sent to a prison world, or your feelings get compelled away...

Damon

Damon: My new girlfriend. Andie Starr. Action News.
Alaric: It's not called Action News.
Damon: I know. I like just saying it.