Kono: Ooo...That guy's pretty hot.
McGarrett: The dark one, right?
Kono: Nah, the blonde.
Danno & McGarrett: That's me.

Chin: Hey, you're not psychic. You can't read people's minds.
Kono: I should have know he was lying.
Chin: That comes with time and experience, Kono. We all make mistakes. You gotta learn to live with that 'cos that's part of the job.

Chin: You did pass the H.P.D. Test for pursuit driving, right?
Kono: What test?

Kono: So, you deal with dead bodies all day, and your hobby is dead bodies?
Max: I also make pickles. It's a good way to reuse specimen jars.

Kono: Love is blind.
Danno: Not that blind.

Kono: Boss, I have a print kit in my car.
McGarrett: There's no time.

Kono: Anyone up for a swim?
Chin: I forgot my board shorts at home.
Danno: Looks like the rooky is going for a swim.

Carlton Bass: He marketed the Northshore surf lifestyle and made a lot of money. A lot of people resented that.
Kono: Only one pulled the trigger.

Hawaii Five-0 Quotes

So, our Torch is an exterminator. Anybody else see the irony in that?

Grover

Steve McGarrett: Book him, Kono.
Danny Williams: Oh! Where's the love?