Tangential? Wow! You don't have to bust out the big words to impress me.

Danno: Steve fell. He's hurt.
Kono: Whoa-whoa wait, how bad?
Danno: I don't know, I'm not a doctor. I think he broke his arm.

Kono: You're a cop! You're supposed to tell the truth!
Chin: Sometimes things aren't so simple, Kono!

Kono: This room alone is bigger than my apparment.
Chin: The trunk of my car is bigger than your appartement.
Kono: Thanks for reminding me.

Kono: Don't look at your feet.
Danno: How am I supposed to know where my feet are if I can't look down at them?

Kono: Ooo...That guy's pretty hot.
McGarrett: The dark one, right?
Kono: Nah, the blonde.
Danno & McGarrett: That's me.

Chin: Hey, you're not psychic. You can't read people's minds.
Kono: I should have know he was lying.
Chin: That comes with time and experience, Kono. We all make mistakes. You gotta learn to live with that 'cos that's part of the job.

Chin: You did pass the H.P.D. Test for pursuit driving, right?
Kono: What test?

Kono: So, you deal with dead bodies all day, and your hobby is dead bodies?
Max: I also make pickles. It's a good way to reuse specimen jars.

Kono: Love is blind.
Danno: Not that blind.

Kono: Boss, I have a print kit in my car.
McGarrett: There's no time.

Kono: Anyone up for a swim?
Chin: I forgot my board shorts at home.
Danno: Looks like the rooky is going for a swim.

Hawaii Five-0 Quotes

I see what he's doing there. He's doing Jack Nicholson. And it's very appropriate too, because the last six years of my life has been sort of like "The Shining." Which is a film if you'd seen, you'd know, spends the whole movie torturing a young boy named Danny.

Danny

Kono: Do you think they're...um
Grover: Knockin' em? Oh yeah