Jenna: He said I was a good person.
Lacey: That son of a bitch.

Kevin: Are you still afraid of the lift?
Lacey: Are you still afraid of me ripping your balls off? Because you should be.

I am so sorry sweetie. I'm just going to be a bad parent, and pretend I didn't see any of this.

Without the bad days we can never appreciate the good ones, and, there are so many good days coming your way. Just do me a favor, forgive yourself like you forgave me.

Val: Have you heard of the A.S.S. contest?
Lacey: I won one! But I didn’t get a paperweight I got fifty bucks.

Lacie: Someone wants your advice?
Sadie: Yes, and here’s a tip for free: That top comes in your size too. We already know your boobs are huge.

Get your mind out of the gutter, we're going to Sea World!

And I am not a hippie. What hippie do you know that has fake boobs?

Lacey: Jenna I'm not the best role model.
Jenna: That was a given.

I am far too hot to be a grandma.

She is not driving the slut-wagon. That thing will only bring her negative attention.

The day I wrote it my mother laid into me telling me that I wasn't raising you right, and instead of tuning her out I tuned her in. And I did what I never wanted to do I attacked you the way she has always attacked me, and it wasn't right or fair it was just a family pattern that I couldn't break.

Awkward Quotes

So you can sleep with me in private, but you can't talk to me in public? Figure out what you want Matty because I'm tired of being your secret.

Jenna

Without the bad days we can never appreciate the good ones, and, there are so many good days coming your way. Just do me a favor, forgive yourself like you forgave me.

Lacey