You gotta eat yah grease to beat the booze.

Sookie: You ready for this?
Lafayette: Bout as ready as Big Pharma can make a man.

Well hey there sugar boo boo. Now what is you doing here at yo place of work? Cause I know it ain't work.

That's the sickest thing I've seen in TV. And I watch Dance Moms.

I'm a bitch not a snitch, love it.

Save room for dessert. I ain't gonna tell ya'll what it is, but best believe it's gonna be flamin.

I ain't Gmail for dead bitches.

Creepy spirit thing, why you in Sookie bathroom?

Hookah I ain't in the helpin' business no more. I'm in the fu-k off while I smoke a blunt business and business is about to pick way the fu-k up.

Lafayette: Well is you ok?
Ruby Jean: I'll tell you who not ok, Jesus.
Lafayette: I know, he dead.
Ruby Jean: Well that explains why he not working around here no more.

You is the angel of death.

Arlene, these beans is colder than titties in a brass bra.

True Blood Quotes

Will you be my vampire bride?

Franklin [to Tara]

If the humans want war, we'll give them war.


True Blood Music

  Song Artist
Good behaviour Good Behaviour Powersolo iTunes
Pistol whip me Pistol Whip Me Acumen Nation iTunes
Crazed country rebel Crazed Country Rebel Hank Williams III iTunes