True Blood
Sundays 9:00 PM on HBOLafayette Reynolds Quotes
You gotta eat yah grease to beat the booze.
Sookie: You ready for this?
Lafayette: Bout as ready as Big Pharma can make a man.
Well hey there sugar boo boo. Now what is you doing here at yo place of work? Cause I know it ain't work.
That's the sickest thing I've seen in TV. And I watch Dance Moms.
I'm a bitch not a snitch, love it.
Save room for dessert. I ain't gonna tell ya'll what it is, but best believe it's gonna be flamin.
I ain't Gmail for dead bitches. Send your own goddamned messages!
Creepy spirit thing, why you in Sookie bathroom?
Hookah I ain't in the helpin' business no more. I'm in the fu-k off while I smoke a blunt business and business is about to pick way the fu-k up.
Lafayette: Well is you ok?
Ruby Jean: I'll tell you who not ok, Jesus.
Lafayette: I know, he dead.
Ruby Jean: Well that explains why he not working around here no more.
You is the angel of death.
Arlene, these beans is colder than titties in a brass bra.