You gotta eat yah grease to beat the booze.

Sookie: You ready for this?
Lafayette: Bout as ready as Big Pharma can make a man.

Well hey there sugar boo boo. Now what is you doing here at yo place of work? Cause I know it ain't work.

That's the sickest thing I've seen in TV. And I watch Dance Moms.

I'm a bitch not a snitch, love it.

Save room for dessert. I ain't gonna tell ya'll what it is, but best believe it's gonna be flamin.

I ain't Gmail for dead bitches. Send your own goddamned messages!

Creepy spirit thing, why you in Sookie bathroom?

Hookah I ain't in the helpin' business no more. I'm in the fu-k off while I smoke a blunt business and business is about to pick way the fu-k up.

Lafayette: Well is you ok?
Ruby Jean: I'll tell you who not ok, Jesus.
Lafayette: I know, he dead.
Ruby Jean: Well that explains why he not working around here no more.

You is the angel of death.

Arlene, these beans is colder than titties in a brass bra.

True Blood Quotes

Pam: Thanks for the suggestion but we prefer to do things the old fashioned way.
Elijah: Yeah you and Blockbuster Video.

Eric: You surprise me. That's rare in a breather.
Sookie: You disgust me.
Eric: Perhaps I'll grow on you.
Sookie: I'd prefer cancer

True Blood Music

  Song Artist
Good Behaviour Powersolo iTunes
Pistol Whip Me Acumen Nation iTunes
Crazed Country Rebel Hank Williams III iTunes