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You gotta eat yah grease to beat the booze.

Sookie: You ready for this?
Lafayette: Bout as ready as Big Pharma can make a man.

Well hey there sugar boo boo. Now what is you doing here at yo place of work? Cause I know it ain't work.

That's the sickest thing I've seen in TV. And I watch Dance Moms.

I'm a bitch not a snitch, love it.

Save room for dessert. I ain't gonna tell ya'll what it is, but best believe it's gonna be flamin.

I ain't Gmail for dead bitches.

Creepy spirit thing, why you in Sookie bathroom?

Hookah I ain't in the helpin' business no more. I'm in the fu-k off while I smoke a blunt business and business is about to pick way the fu-k up.

Lafayette: Well is you ok?
Ruby Jean: I'll tell you who not ok, Jesus.
Lafayette: I know, he dead.
Ruby Jean: Well that explains why he not working around here no more.

You is the angel of death.

Arlene, these beans is colder than titties in a brass bra.

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Eric Northman is nothing if he is not pure fucking sex on a throne.

Ginger

I don't know what it is about me that makes people think I want to hear their problems. Maybe I smile too much. Maybe I wear too much pink. But please remember I can rip your throat out if I need to. And also know that I am not a hooker. That was a long, long time ago

Pam

True Blood Music

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Good-behaviour Good Behaviour Powersolo iTunes
Pistol-whip-me Pistol Whip Me Acumen Nation iTunes
Crazed-country-rebel Crazed Country Rebel Hank Williams III iTunes
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