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Lafayette Reynolds Quotes (Page 3)

Season 3, Episode 3: "It Hurts Me Too"
Lafayette: What's the catch?
Eric: You gotta pay the insurance. I'm not an idiot.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jason: I got a lot on my mind lately.
Lafayette: That must be new.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 2: "Beautifully Broken"
Lafayette: You're too busy praising Jesus to realize your daughter wants to move in with him permanently.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 1: "Pack of Wolves"
Pam: You picking up what I'm putting down?
Lafayette: Yes.
Pam: Good, I'll be back tomorrow for the money.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Arleen: Sh*t I'm pregnant again.
Lafayette: Hey, you forgot your rings.
Arleen: F**k the rings.
 • Rating: Unrated
Season 2, Episode 10: "New World In My View"
Lafayette: This has got to be the worst motherf**king intervention in history
 • Rating: Unrated
Lettie Mae: If only Miss Jeanette was still alive.
Lafayette [about Tara]: She don't need no backwards witch. She needs Thorazine and padded cell
 • Rating: Unrated
Lafayette [after reciting a prayer]: Jesus and I agreed to see other people, but that don't mean we still don't talk time to time
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Bill: Tara, you are safe here. You have to do exactly as I say
Tara: I am not your f**king slave girl
Lafayette: If there ever there was a time to listen to a white man, Tara, this is it
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 4: "Shake and Fingerpop"
Tara: If you die I'm gonna be really pissed
Lafayette: That makes two of us
 • Rating: Unrated

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