Sundays 9:00 PM on HBO
True-blood

We'll stay for five minutes. 10 if they got dranks.

You're a witch, who's a nurse, and a dude? How did I get so lucky?

We could end up in Hell, or fuckin South Dakota.

Them fuckers is a whole new dimension of trash.

Go tell your mama that two faggots whooped your ass!

Lafayette: What's the catch?
Eric: You gotta pay the insurance. I'm not an idiot.

Jason: I got a lot on my mind lately.
Lafayette: That must be new.

You're too busy praising Jesus to realize your daughter wants to move in with him permanently.

Pam: You picking up what I'm putting down?
Lafayette: Yes.
Pam: Good, I'll be back tomorrow for the money.

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