Pam: You picking up what I'm putting down?
Lafayette: Yes.
Pam: Good, I'll be back tomorrow for the money.

Jesus and I agreed to see other people, but that don't mean we still don't talk time to time

Creepy spirit thing, why you in Sookie bathroom?

Marnie just puked that bitch out.

Hookah I ain't in the helpin' business no more. I'm in the fu-k off while I smoke a blunt business and business is about to pick way the fu-k up.

That's the sickest thing I've seen in TV. And I watch Dance Moms.

Them fuckers is a whole new dimension of trash.

Lafayette: What's the catch?
Eric: You gotta pay the insurance. I'm not an idiot.

Jesus and I agreed to see other people, but that don't mean we don't still talk from time to time.

I mean... what the fuck?

We'll stay for five minutes. Ten if they got dranks.

Next time, text a motherf***er or somethun' and save us all from a world of worry.

True Blood Quotes

Grandma [about people charging vampires for sex]: Wonder how much one would charge for something like that?
Jason: A thousand bucks.
Sookie: See, now that just makes me sick.
Grandma: I know. What kind of cheap woman could ever do something like that?
Sookie: No it makes me sick that they're getting a thousand bucks to lay there and do nothing while I bust my ass for ten bucks an hour plus tips

Tara [tending bar]: Uh-oh do... do not snap at me. I have a name. And that name is Tara. Isn't that funny a black girl being named after a plantation. No I don't think it's funny at all. In fact it really pisses me off that my momma was either stupid or just plain mean. Which is why you better be nice if you plan on getting a drink tonight.
Customer: Sorry

True Blood Music

  Song Artist
Good Behaviour Powersolo iTunes
Pistol Whip Me Acumen Nation iTunes
Crazed Country Rebel Hank Williams III iTunes