True Blood
Sundays 9:00 PM on HBOFavorite Lafayette Reynolds Quotes
Next time, text a motherf***er or somethun' and save us all from a world of worry.
We could end up in Hell, or fuckin South Dakota.
We'll stay for five minutes. Ten if they got dranks.
Well hey there sugar boo boo. Now what is you doing here at yo place of work? Cause I know it ain't work.
Sookie: I shouldn't have lost it like that.
Tara: Don't you feel sorry for yellin' at that snoopy old bitch. She's been stickin' her nose where it don't belong for years.
Lafayette: Say it. I mean, if she talked any more shit she'd be shaped like a toilet
I ain't Gmail for dead bitches. Send your own goddamned messages!
Sookie: Tara. You look so pretty. Like someone turned on a light under your skin.
Sam: Hospital gave her pain meds. She's... she's a little loopy.
Tara: Didn't you listen when I said I'd lose my shit if anything ever happened to you?
Sookie: Don't lose your shit. I'm fine. Did Sam tell you he saved my life? He turned into a dog and bit Rene.
Lafayette: Well, shit. I'm gonna need some of them drugs they gave you.
Sam: Okay, you guys. We should let her rest.
Sookie: Sam, you should let people see the real you. Cause you're kind, brave. There's nothin there not to love.
Sam: Right back at you
Save room for dessert. I ain't gonna tell ya'll what it is, but best believe it's gonna be flamin.
Lafayette: Well is you ok?
Ruby Jean: I'll tell you who not ok, Jesus.
Lafayette: I know, he dead.
Ruby Jean: Well that explains why he not working around here no more.
You're too busy praising Jesus to realize your daughter wants to move in with him permanently.
Jason: I got a lot on my mind lately.
Lafayette: That must be new.
Bill: Tara, you are safe here. You have to do exactly as I say
Tara: I am not your fucking slave girl
Lafayette: If there ever there was a time to listen to a white man, Tara, this is it
