Pam: You picking up what I'm putting down?
Lafayette: Yes.
Pam: Good, I'll be back tomorrow for the money.

Jesus and I agreed to see other people, but that don't mean we still don't talk time to time

Creepy spirit thing, why you in Sookie bathroom?

Marnie just puked that bitch out.

Hookah I ain't in the helpin' business no more. I'm in the fu-k off while I smoke a blunt business and business is about to pick way the fu-k up.

That's the sickest thing I've seen in TV. And I watch Dance Moms.

Them fuckers is a whole new dimension of trash.

Lafayette: What's the catch?
Eric: You gotta pay the insurance. I'm not an idiot.

Jesus and I agreed to see other people, but that don't mean we don't still talk from time to time.

I mean... what the fuck?

We'll stay for five minutes. Ten if they got dranks.

Next time, text a motherf***er or somethun' and save us all from a world of worry.

True Blood Quotes

Pam: Thanks for the suggestion but we prefer to do things the old fashioned way.
Elijah: Yeah you and Blockbuster Video.

Eric: You surprise me. That's rare in a breather.
Sookie: You disgust me.
Eric: Perhaps I'll grow on you.
Sookie: I'd prefer cancer

True Blood Music

  Song Artist
Good Behaviour Powersolo iTunes
Pistol Whip Me Acumen Nation iTunes
Crazed Country Rebel Hank Williams III iTunes