Leonard Hofstadter Quotes
Season 6, Episode 22: "The Proton Resurgence"
Professor Proton: I'm having trouble with my pacemaker.
Leonard: I'll call for help.
Penny: Any chance we could plug it into the potato?
Professor Proton: No.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Professor Proton: Is the blond girl really your girlfriend?
Leonard: Yes, sir.
Professor Proton: You're the genius.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Sheldon: Leonard?
Leonard: What?
Sheldon: I still can't sleep.
• Rating: Unrated
Howard: How'd you get him to come to your house?
Sheldon: As Professor Proton says, "There is no problem you can't solve if you use your noggin."
Leonard: And, he wrote him a check.
Sheldon: Yeah, that too. A big check.
• Rating: Unrated
Leonard: It was pretty cool.
Penny: Aw, so cute when you use the word "cool" wrong. Like when kids say "pasghetti."
• Rating: Unrated
Season 6, Episode 21: "The Closure Alternative"
Leonard: If they didn't want to be yelled at by crazy nerds, they shouldn't have started a sci-fi channel.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Sheldon: Why would the Chinese make our DVR record Paul Blart: Mall Cop?
Leonard: I don't know. It's a fat guy on a Segway. That's funny everywhere.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 6, Episode 20: "The Tenure Turbulence"
Leonard: Oh, you do what you want, but I don't want to lose my friends over tenure. Friends are forever.
Howard [coughing]: So, is tenure.
• Rating: Unrated
Leonard [to Penny]: Way to hit'em with both barrels.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Amy: Seriously, is that tape? Like, how are they staying up like that?
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
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