Leonard Hofstadter Quotes (Page 2)
Season 6, Episode 22: "The Proton Resurgence"
Sheldon: Leonard?
Leonard: What?
Sheldon: I still can't sleep.
• Rating: Unrated
Howard: How'd you get him to come to your house?
Sheldon: As Professor Proton says, "There is no problem you can't solve if you use your noggin."
Leonard: And, he wrote him a check.
Sheldon: Yeah, that too. A big check.
• Rating: Unrated
Leonard: It was pretty cool.
Penny: Aw, so cute when you use the word "cool" wrong. Like when kids say "pasghetti."
• Rating: Unrated
Season 6, Episode 21: "The Closure Alternative"
Leonard: If they didn't want to be yelled at by crazy nerds, they shouldn't have started a sci-fi channel.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Sheldon: Why would the Chinese make our DVR record Paul Blart: Mall Cop?
Leonard: I don't know. It's a fat guy on a Segway. That's funny everywhere.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 6, Episode 20: "The Tenure Turbulence"
Leonard: Oh, you do what you want, but I don't want to lose my friends over tenure. Friends are forever.
Howard [coughing]: So, is tenure.
• Rating: Unrated
Leonard [to Penny]: Way to hit'em with both barrels.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Amy: Seriously, is that tape? Like, how are they staying up like that?
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Leonard: You realize you might kill some of them.
Penny: Oh, then you all can get tenure.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 6, Episode 19: "The Closet Reconfiguration"
Leonard: Mmm, you know, we could throw a dinner party too. Maybe even ask everyone to get dressed up.
Penny: Sure. Just when you say "dressed up" you mean nice clothes, right? Not, like, capes and tights and crap
Leonard: Although...
Penny: No.
• Rating: Unrated
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