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Leonard: Listen. I could never do what you're doing. I'd be terrified.
Penny: Well it's scary for me too.
Sheldon: I'm fine with it.
Leonard: My point is: just because I couldn't do it doesn't mean you shouldn't. And I'm proud of you.
Penny: Okay. Thank you.

Penny: Let's get married?
Leonard: What?
Penny: Leonard Hofstadter, will you marry me?
Leonard: Um....
Penny: Did you seriously just say "Umm..."?

Leonard: Can we talk?
Penny: We can, but the part of "Penny" might get cut.

Look, you know, words don't always have to mean things.

Honey, you only had three lines. That wasn't gonna happen anyway.

Bernadette: How come the three of you never got an apartment together?
Leonard: We talked about it, but Howard was in a pretty serious relationship with his mom.
Howard: I lived with her to save money.
Raj: You didn't have to buy groceries because you were breast feeding.

I hope it's just a sprain. I cannot walk into that ER with another video game injury.

Leonard: I can't believe they kicked you out.
Raj: I can't believe they're still married.

Your element does not exist!

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