Parks and Recreation

Thursdays 8:30 PM on NBC
Parks and recreation

Michelle Obama: Well, you know how I feel about Chicago.
Leslie: You’re from Chicago so you like it!

We’re all just calm and happy people together enjoying ourselves on earth.

Ben! We knocked it out of the park first time around. If we play this right, we could raise one third of the Supreme Court!

Slowing down is not really my jam.

It’s your me. It’s wife.

I need the good stuff. The “Mariah needs to sing tonight” stuff.

Andy: If you do collapse, I know first aid, er karate.
Leslie: That’s not first aid.
Andy: It is if you do it right! Heimlich!

Leslie: Will you go to the prom with me?
Ben: Why, I thought you’d never ask…because we’re 40.

Leslie: What’s your favorite TV show?
Donna: For live tweeting it’s Scandal, for binge watching, it’s Scandal. And for fashion? Scandal. My favorite TV show is Scandal.

Leslie: Now is lady time.
April: You sound like a tampon commercial.

Leslie: What’s the 411? Who you crushin’ on these days?
April: Ew, my husband, weirdo.

The only thing I’m crazy about is a magnificent pregnant manta ray named Ann Perkins.

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Parks & Rec Quotes

Time is money, money is power, power is pizza, and pizza is knowledge, let’s go!

April

Andy: From now on, we will be using code names. You can address me as
Eagle One. Ann, code name -- Been There, Don That. April is --
Currently Doing That. Donna is -- It Happened Once in a Dream; Chris,
code name -- If I Had To Pick a Dude. Ben is -- Eagle Two.
Ben: Oh thank God.

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