Parks and Recreation

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Ben: We can just sit back and take it easy.
Leslie: No, we’re going to lean forward and take it hard.

Chillin’ in the studs with my dudes.

Good, I hate paperwork. I hardly ever do it in my bed on a Saturday night listening to old Spice Girls CDs.

Once again, Pawnee citizens might tolerate/ignore me!

I’m getting the epiphany sweats!

It was a pizza stuffed with little pizzas. And the crusts of those little pizzas were stuffed with chocolate.

The bride wore a gown made by her friend Ann Perkins and the groom wore a butt so perfect it could make an angel hang himself.

Holy mother of Malia! And Sasha! I love them both equally.

Ain’t no party like a Leslie Knope party cause a Leslie Knope party is 30 parties.

That promise launched a friendship so grand it takes 103 scrapbooks to capture it.

You can’t escape City Hall, fool!

The reason is, it’s vegetable porn! Porn on the cob! I’m sorry, I’m very good at vegetable puns.

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Parks & Rec Quotes

Time is money, money is power, power is pizza, and pizza is knowledge, let’s go!

April

Andy: From now on, we will be using code names. You can address me as
Eagle One. Ann, code name -- Been There, Don That. April is --
Currently Doing That. Donna is -- It Happened Once in a Dream; Chris,
code name -- If I Had To Pick a Dude. Ben is -- Eagle Two.
Ben: Oh thank God.