Ben: Now one's ever asked me how my kids are or who's taking care of them. By the way who's taking care of them?
Leslie: My -- my mom, everythings fine.

Leslie: You wanted to run something by me?
April: Yes. So well you help me?
Leslie: you don't need me! You can get whatever job you want!

John McCain: Has anyone ever told you your tenacity can be a bit intimidating.
Leslie: Yes, every day of my life since the 4th grade.

Itineraries aren't the right place to mess around!

Ben: I'm Ben Wyatt and I'm running for Congress.
Leslie: That was so hot.

Ben: You have an opinion on pockets!
Leslie: Yes! I think they should all be bigger!

Ben: You're my sexy roommate, we love each other!
Leslie: Whoo! That's me!

Leslie: Now remember, you're in campaign mode. Your goal is to act like everyone is interesting and important.
Jerry: Hey guys!
Leslie: Nope, too hard.

How ever many waffles it takes to keep you in business.

Leslie: Right now, my basic arguement is: 'give us the land, that would be nice.'

Ron: Why do people eat anything besides breakfast food?
Leslie: Because people are idiots Ron.

Leslie: Ron, you big fat giant sap!
Ron: That seems unnecessary.

Parks & Rec Quotes

Andy: There's an old saying in show business: The show must go wrong. Everything always goes wrong, and you just have to deal with it.

Time is money, money is power, power is pizza, and pizza is knowledge, let’s go!

April