Leslie Knope Quotes
Elise: Congratulations Ben, we'd like to name you woman of the year.
Leslie: Son of a bitch!
Ben: Now one's ever asked me how my kids are or who's taking care of them. By the way who's taking care of them?
Leslie: My -- my mom, everythings fine.
Leslie: You wanted to run something by me?
April: Yes. So well you help me?
Leslie: you don't need me! You can get whatever job you want!
John McCain: Has anyone ever told you your tenacity can be a bit intimidating.
Leslie: Yes, every day of my life since the 4th grade.
Itineraries aren't the right place to mess around!
Ben: I'm Ben Wyatt and I'm running for Congress.
Leslie: That was so hot.
Ben: You have an opinion on pockets!
Leslie: Yes! I think they should all be bigger!
Ben: You're my sexy roommate, we love each other!
Leslie: Whoo! That's me!
Leslie: Now remember, you're in campaign mode. Your goal is to act like everyone is interesting and important.
Jerry: Hey guys!
Leslie: Nope, too hard.
How ever many waffles it takes to keep you in business.
Leslie: Right now, my basic arguement is: 'give us the land, that would be nice.'
Ron: Why do people eat anything besides breakfast food?
Leslie: Because people are idiots Ron.