Leslie Knope Quotes (Page 3)
Season 5, Episode 13: "Emergency Response"
Leslie: Damnit, Jamm. I should have had animal control kill you.
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Leslie: If I told you to jump off a bridge, would you do it? I hope so! Because the only way that this gala is going to happen is if you do everything I say.
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Season 5, Episode 12: "Ann's Decision"
Leslie: My God. I have driven Ann right into the belly of the douche.
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Ann: This guy went to Harvard.
Leslie: So did the Unabomber!
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Leslie: You are so brilliant and kind and stupid-hot!
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Leslie: We'll do a double date. You and you. And me and Ben!
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Season 5, Episode 11: "Women in Garbage"
Chris: According to Leslie's binder, her and April are making better time than on a normal day.
Leslie: Oh that's weird with us being women and all. You'd think our boobs would be getting in the way.
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April: Let's rock this.
Leslie: April, I love you, but I don't need your sarcasm.
April: I'm serious. Let's get rolling, let's get into some garbage!
(to the camera) What? I love garbage.
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Man on committee: I believe one problem with hiring women is that they're frail and breakable.
Leslie: Are you sure you're not talking about a lightbulb? Or your hip?
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Season 5, Episode 9: "Ron and Diane"
Leslie: Merry congratuchristmas!
Ron: What?
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